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plan: “TIME TO BE SERIOUSLY SULTRY. LET’S DO THIS”0.2 seconds later: “i can’t believe i just randomly got my boobs out i am a ridiculous person ok try not to laugh at how ridiculous i find myself oh shit nope too late i can&r
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If I were on vacation and the jaw-dropping Busty Dusty showed up to sunbathe next to me, I wouldn’t be looking at the mountains. Well, maybe hers but not the ones in the distance. Lotion and a cocktail, ma'am? Hat tip to badbadb.
I know I need to shave again but I haven’t had the chance, been busy with life lol but I’m so excited about my new clitty cage that I just have to show it off, please expose me and help me show the world how serious I am about being a slutty sissy
Last picture was too cutesey here is one where I am being very very serious okay
grave-robber-from-outer-space: I am convinced this guy is playing one big joke on America. Like a political Borat. There is just no way he can be serious…right?
confessionstohoney: honey, it just happens. no matter how soft, fem and pretty they are there comes a point where they just flip me over and I end up the one on the bottom. am I that much of a pussy? hey, I’m being serious here. why is this funny.
stonecoldbush: Surely, you can’t be serious.I am serious…And please don’t call me Shirley. :(! R.I.P
curzon-nana: “Are you being serious right now? You said you were gonna be responsible! And here I am waking up with huge tits AGAIN. I swear to god I am so mad at you right now- don’t even try and talk your way out of this, you’ve literally got
ask-caton: ((Mod: This was his first Hearths Warming with the presence of another pony, so naturally he was excited….I kinda imagined very romantic Christmas Sex with a mistletoe hanging up near the bed…I am being serious about this)) this is kinda
DANG GUYS WHERE DID YOU COME FROM honestly, in all seriousness waking up to see this i actually jumped out of my chair in surprise. Ive always had a struggle in self confidence with my own art from when i was a kid, I never really had any support from
Seriously, did you really think you were allowed to ask me that? On today of all days?I am seriously disappointed. Just like you’ll be seriously disappointed on our honeymoon. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Picture Credit: http://www.pinterest.com/pi
Zach Rance appeasing his legion of 14 year olds.Seriously though, like everytime he tweets that this season sucks it gets hundred to thousands of likes. How do so many people have bad taste? Makes me fear for the next generation
Akagi x Kaga Manga by Nekomura [ Read Online ] | [ Download ] So I think we may be seriously disbanding after all. I was just informed by Onee-sama that she told Shadow oneesama from Divulge-scans that she could have me. I am so heart broken and lost
Someone talk to me about/tell me they remember Project GeeKeR, lol. I hadn’t seen the show since childhood, but I’ve been hooked on the it lately and usually have it on as I am doing other things:Unsurprisingly (?), my favorite character is Noah
#133 - RWBY Summer SketchesIt’s hot. Must cool off. With lewd popsicles. Yes.I’ll be finishing these most definitely… after I sketch more of these…I take commissions, yeah.
kmclaude: marloviandevil:“You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember.Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design.But seriously it is true – never be ashamed of your
I just finished Truth of The Divine. This book destroyed me in the best possible way. I suffered and I was happy about it.I am a glutton for punishment.
insertbiasname: OTL STOP ACTING LIKE BOYFRIENDS. OTL ME FEELS. MY PRECIOUS FEEEEEEEELS. WHY AM I SPAZZING SO HARD JUST NOW. OTL. MUST BE THE CAFFEINE. SHISUS!!! ;A;
omg im actually being kind of productive and writing a whole script ;-; if my team members dont get this shit learned by monday or at least meet up over the weekend to rehearse I am going to shove burning coal down their throats.
Being Satan herself I cannot confirm or deny these theories, its actually much nice tbhhhh quite warm ^W^ XD
just-pull-me-closer: writing-in-ink-cant-be-erased: Oh for fucksakes my heart Seriously the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I PAUSED THIS AT THE WRONG TIME AND I’M SORRY BUT THE DEMONS HAVE HAVE TAKEN HER
Person 1: I drink like a bottle of wine and loads of beer every night lol Fool: Person 2: I smoke like 80 a day tbh Fool: Person 3: I’m fat and comfortable with that as a fact, I love my bodyFool: Did you know that being fat could be a serious health
gemofsphene: “Did you mean what you said last night about friendship? Are we friends? I mean, I thought I was only ever going to be friends with other gothic people, and gothic people don’t really have friends. Just Dark Acquaintances in the Black
scarletsplace: Being serious! Things are really crazy around here for me lately. There are some personal health issues that I am dealing with, money struggles and the kids are home for the summer…in short, I am overwhelmed! I am gonna stay positive
I am a bad person don’t be friends with me
wolfofthevoid: I am kind . . when it affects me I am patient . . because time has no hold on me I will laugh . . because its stupid to be miserable I will rage . . when someone tries to take good things from
fandomizedicons: “Be serious,” said Enjolras “I am wild,” replied Grantaire.
In desperate need of a good snuggle and a warm sleeping partner tonight. It’s going to be a long one. (Even though I am only getting like 5 hours of sleep…)
mugsofpugs: I AM BEING SERIOUS. littlebabypuffinseal: O_O
on a scale from 1 to “hahahah quit your job now” how fucked am I that I’m getting a mandatory physical for teaching purposes that will most likely result in the doctor seeing my self-injury scars?
wizardtwins: we need to be less ashamed to talk about mental illness. thank you travis. i am crying like a baby.
Remembers the time they didn’t take a dnd seriously and accidentally made an op dwarf barbarian ladyand called it steve
edating:a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%
Maybe it’s just me because it’s almost 2 AM here, but seriously Drake?“Interesting that the intruders are human instead of Valkyries.”I’M A FUCKING NOEL YOU DUMBFUCK. Yes, I’ll be going to bed after this run… @w@;
obeymeimaginesandasks: MC: “….You can’t be serious.”Lucifer: “I am completely serious.”MC: “You cannot expect me to babysit 6 demons, two angels, and a fucking sorcerer!”Lucifer: “You’re the only one with enough time on your hands
luciddreamerash: I don’t just ship it. I it. omfg
dezmotinic: am i the only one who finds these fandom persona things annoying
thegirlfrommexico: No matter what fandom I am in, there are always ship wars. And I’ve been a fangirl for a loooong time, so it has become kind of exhausting by now. Just ship and let ship. Seriously, who even cares? It’s not a competition. We’re
its-just-aaron: “I am an adult” I whisper as I try to imagine what my friends would be if we were Pokémon
kingdomheartstwo: Kh players in 2005: wow that secret ending with those knights must be a teaser for kh3!!! Kh players in 2015: I am so tired
myvegansensesaretingling: made-of-starlight-excellence: nothingbutsmoothsailing: made-of-starlight-excellence: I am making homemade candles as a way to help support myself and my family. Custom candles will hopefully be done as well. My main goal for
I just want someone to straddle my chest, squeeze their fingers around my throat, and repeatedly call me “Bad Daddy.” Is that really too much to ask?
goingloco: I decided that I will draw Genji always in a thong from now on, no matter how serious the drawing, there has to be a thong.
roseburger: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. are you fucking kidding me ubisoft
: My specialty is tearing through flesh. If necessary, I am willing to demonstrate at any time. If anyone would like to experience it firsthand, I invite them to be the first to approach.
tsuthetiger replied to your post: tsuthetiger replied to your post: tsuthetiger… No ur nat. Yes I am. Please I’m being serious about this
8bit-ghost replied to your post “can’t masturbate to your husbando, it’s a rule” you were thinking the same thing for the same post bless But seriously Idk why am I being overreacting to this, like if your husbando is fictional, so are the rules
I am craving some serious play time. I miss being in little space. I want spankings and discipline. I want a Daddy to cuddle up with and watch movies and snuggle into bed with. Life you suck right now.
iamapaperuniverse: I am craving some serious play time. I miss being in little space. I want spankings and discipline. I want a Daddy to cuddle up with and watch movies and snuggle into bed with. Life you suck right now.
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point
thempress: rosetintedskies: beyoncesupremacy: pettyhurts: chillingwithblueivy: Wendy talking about Beyonce. — (x) the lady in the red jacket is like “y’all can’t be serious?” She is me and I am her Peep the dude in the back tho. He
Seriously am still mad at Thompson at this point. If I die and go to hell and find him, I’m probably gonna punch him in the face…
glamoroussource: so often, I read scripts and am like, ‘this would never happen in real life. it’s not trying to be funny. it’s trying to be serious.’
thanksgiving dinner at my house reminds me why being black is the shit. because seriously, fuck pumpkin pie. sweet potato pie forever.
mxcleod: eyebrow2: This shit seriously doubled in notes from yesterday I am so confused I am so deeply confused I’m in awe…. I’m losing followers over this and I am laughing so hard.
bpdspyro:Me: *is in a serious relationship*Me:Me:Me: am I being manipulated or am I the one being the manipulator
I cant get over how beautiful Hinata looks in The Last like seriously they payed CASH M O N E Y for that animation and I’m so glad
My humour can be kinda sexual n random and I always worry people aren’t gonna get it sometimes n think I’m a weirdo
Am I fucking crazy for expecting the word “vagina” to at least be mentioned in sex tips in magazines? Is that an unrealistic expectation?